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Why, oh why won’t you listen to me, people! The threat of an endless Will Smith dynasty remains very, very real! Let’s not be complacent!

io9.com is reporting that a deal may be in the works for Men In Black III. That would be fine with me, but only if Smith is replaced by either Biz Markie or Patrick Warburton. Come on, wouldn’t that be awesome?

Let’s lobby for a casting change, and simultaneously push Mr. Smith into politics, where his carefully cultivated good-guy schtick would be put to better use.

I have no suggestions on how we might avoid the impending threat to the silver screen posed by his offspring….

Enough already from Will Smith, whose goody-two-shoes schtick is so tiresome and nauseating. He should be run off the screen for trying to sell that latter-day Jimmy Stewart-wannabe horseshit, over and over again.

What pushed me over this edge was learning that the Fresh Prince is producing a remake of “The Karate Kid”, starring one of his god-awful precocious offspring as Daniel-san (renamed “Dre” to provide the bland Disney-ghetto cred that Smith invented). But it doesn’t stop there — Jackie Chan will be playing Mr. Miyagi.

We should be concerned about the possibility of a Smith dynasty in Hollywood. Its bland horrors could stretch over generations, just like the Bushes….

[Hat tip to FILMDRUNK for breaking the awful, awful news.]