World of Wonder Productions
The latest news from World of Wonder:
lapband: now for turtles
Posted: 10 March 2010, 5:57 pm
Meet Mae West the turtle with the tiny waist. The only thing we need to "ban" is the plastics. Wanna see the inside of a birds stomach. After the jump.
Cherry Bombs
Posted: 10 March 2010, 5:29 pm
Punk rock. Girl power. Loud fast rules. Whatever. In this scene from the upcoming biopic The Runaways, Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart do the band justice with their version of "Cherry Bomb." Love. It.
Fashism
Posted: 10 March 2010, 4:55 pm
A three-and-a-half-minute film from Alberto González Vázquez with Ronald Reagan (not really) speaking in Spanish about the history and future of fashion trends, slaughtering designers, annihilation, and the end of the world. WTF. (The DW)
Yes, Maybe, NOOOOOOO
Posted: 10 March 2010, 4:28 pm
YES: Double "C" skullcap. Fabulous! Fabulous! Fabulous!
MAYBE: White Chanel logo glasses. Definitely fun. But use sparingly. They sort of look like New Years Eve gag glasses. And REALLY: After Rihanna and Gaga wear them once, will you still feel OK with the $2,000 price tag?
NOOOOOO: Chanel cargo pants? Have we really gotten so far into our retro-'90s nostalgia that we're combining logo mania and cargo pants together? HIDEOUS! The only way I'm going back to cargos is if Carrie Donovan herself rises from the grave and escorts me to Old Navy.
(via Jezebel)
Jeremy Renner's bum, y'all!
Posted: 10 March 2010, 4:25 pm
After the jump, three shots of that heavenly, humpable ass in various stages of clenching! From the 2006 film Twelve and Holding! OMG, I'm so thankful to the OMG Blog for finding these! YAY!
THE DAILY FREAK SHOW: JAMES GOES TO TRANNYSHACK-LA #3
Posted: 10 March 2010, 3:45 pm
James and wowlebrity Thairin Smothers (sporting an original Phoebe Price fedora from her signature collection) go to Echoplex for the third installment of Trannyshack-LA, which has quickly become a beloved LA drag institution. They catch the hot performances (nude Oompa Loompas are one NSFW highlight!) and rub elbows with the drag legends of SF and LA - Trannyshack founder Heklina, Raya Light, Alaska Thunderfuck, Anna Conda, Squeaky Blonde, Fade-Dra, Lady Bear, Rhea Litre, Phyliss Navidad, Karis Wilde (pictured above), Hoku Mama, L. Ron Hubby, Miss Barbie Q, Syphilis Diller, Detox Icunt, a roomful of cute boys and trannies galore. Subscribe to "Daily Freak Show" on YouTube!
Essentially, Man Marries His Blankie
Posted: 10 March 2010, 3:31 pm
It really gets us steamed that while in this country we're still struggling for the right to marry a person of the same sex and species, a man in Korea was able to tie the knot with a pillow he's been sleeping with. Lee Jin-gyu married his Japanese dakimakura in a special, rather formal ceremony -- he in tails, the pillow in a white gown -- in front of a priest. The wedding was written up in the paper. They're registered at Linens 'n Things. (via BoingBoing)
Hot new trend: Bumping into walls!
Posted: 10 March 2010, 2:56 pm
Oh, if ONLY Michael Jackson had lived long enough to wrap his children's heads in these stylishly embroidered Marithe François Girbaud burqas and face wraps! I'm sure Blanket is looking nostalgically at this collection RIGHT NOW and missing his old "head hankies." This look is also perfect for hard-partying Hollywood legging designers with "coke face" and for ugly people like Ann Coulter and Judd Hirsch.
YouTube After Hours
Posted: 10 March 2010, 2:15 pm
You might have discovered this too: Sometime around 3AM every day YouTube closes down for a few hours and if you happen to go there, all you'll find are a seemingly endless display of random Google pages and some sparkling "pardon the interruption" muzak. Weird. Who knew? (via Urlesque)
Snorting Katamine
Posted: 10 March 2010, 1:38 pm
Or as we say around my house: "Chasing the kitty." (via Space Ghetto)
Which one has bigger gayface?
Posted: 10 March 2010, 1:21 pm
The National Enquirer just outed Hurt hottie Jeremy Renner. How do they know? Well, he took HIS MOTHER to the Oscars, for starters. I mean COME ON! CASE CLOSED! Also: He pursed his lips in this picture with "Lipgloss" Efron. Also: He's "a song-and-dance man with an affinity for show tunes," has a "passion" to become a makeup artist, and told the Dahmer producers he had "no problem playing gay." But the most damning evidence is an unsourced quote from an unnamed former acting coach who said: "I have never had the pleasure of meeting Jeremy's boyfriend, but the fact that Jeremy is gay has never been a primary concern." WHICH IS INTERESTING, I'll admit. If it's true. Mind you, I'd love it if Jeremy Renner was gay, he's so damn hunky. And the Enquirer WAS shortlisted for a Pulitzer this year, so they aren't ALWAYS completely making shit up. But this is all waaaaay too circumstantial for me to start stalking him, yet. So until I see the Chat Roulette screen grab of him wanking with Cat Dude, I'm not buying it. OH WAIT! OMG! HOLD ON! NOW IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER! I JUST REMEMBERED! THE BEN AFFLECK INTERVIEW? WHEN BEN ASKS IF WOMEN HAVE BEEN THROWING THEMSELVES AT HIM NOW SINCE HE WAS NOMINATED? AND JEREMY SMILED AND SAID "MEN AND WOMEN!" Well, there's your poof! Jeremy's gay! La la la la! (via Boy Culture)
Cynthia And The Fight Back PAC
Posted: 10 March 2010, 1:02 pm
Cynthia Nixon supports Fight Back New York. "We've tried the carrot. Now it's time for the stick. It's time to fight back."
The Eclipse Saga: Twilight
Posted: 10 March 2010, 12:16 pm
So what's up with the Twilight sequel Eclipse? The latest news to come over the transom (as journalists once said) is that, apparently, producers were so hating of director Davis Slade's way-too-dark cut of the movie that they fired editor Art Jones (Slade and Jones worked together on that dark Ellen Page movie Hard Candy) and most of the post staff and brought back Nancy Richardson, who edited the original Twilight with director Catherine Hardwicke. And we hear that the studio has taken over the film. So expect Eclipse to be a much lighter experience than its predecessors. Here's 10 seconds of what they've got. Ninety more seconds arrive tomorrow. That is all. But for Twilight fans, all is never enough.
mad men?
Posted: 10 March 2010, 11:54 am
Wish I could remember where I found this picture. The grande dame in the center is an interior designer from Florida, who I fancy is beaming with pleasure at this great idea for a publicity shot. Flanking her are cast members from Mad Men. Kinda. They are lookalikes. Is that why I just can't stop looking at it? Or is it the wallpaper? It's so wrong, and so right too. Totally hypnotic.
Two things
Posted: 10 March 2010, 11:52 am
Art Installation: "Woman on Glass" and Ice T's wife Coco at the tanning salon
My sweet prince in Silver Bullet
Posted: 10 March 2010, 11:28 am
Omg, I'm just DESTROYED. I had to pull over to the side of the road today when I heard the news. I mean: with Corey goes my CHILDHOOD! Well, OK: my TEENS! That's not technically true either. I suppose I was well into my twenties when I fell in love with him, but there was nothing pervy about it, I assure you. Our love was PURE. PURE, I tell you! OK, not THAT pure. There was that 1985 Stephen King werewolf movie Silver Bullet, where he played a little boy in a wheelchair. WOW executive producer Chris McKim turned me onto this movie because he knows I have a creepy thing about boys in wheelchairs and boys on crutches and such. Hey, the heart wants what it wants. So maybe my love for Corey was a bit tainted. But I dare you to watch this clip and not feel what I feel today. I'm like Horatio when Hamlet died. "Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet prince. All flights of angels sing thee to thy rest." Except perhaps my cracking heart isn't quite that noble. I'M STILL IN PAIN, THOUGH! AN OLD MAN CAN STILL MOURN THE LOSS OF HIS INNOCENT CHILDHOOD CRUSH, DAMNIT! FAREWELL, MY LITTLE LOST BOY!
Mexican Vocabulary of the Day
Posted: 10 March 2010, 10:53 am
Berto Colón, winner of World of Wonder's reality show Viva Hollywood!, sent us this veritable piñata of conversational Spanish heard here in Los Angeles.
1. Cheese: Rosa likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. Mushroom: When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder: My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read. So I shoulder.
4. Texas: When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me. Che wonders where I am!
5. Herpes: Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece, then che got herpes.
6. July: Ju told me ju were going to tha store, but ju went to see sum guy. July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum: I had 2 cars, but my wife rectum!
8. Chicken: I was going to go to the store with my wife, but che said chicken go herself.
9. Wheelchair: We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. Chicken wing: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another woman. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me."
12. Bishop: My wife fell down the stair. So I had to pick the bishop.
13. Body wash: I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.
14. Budweiser: That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?
Mad Men Barbie dolls: cigarettes and booze not included
Posted: 10 March 2010, 10:44 am
And no Peggy Olsens either, apparently. I love these, but at first I wondered why a Here's Lucy doll was hanging out with Steve Martin, Robert Klein, and January Jones. According to today's NY Times: "The dolls are part of a premium-price collectors' series for adults that Mattel calls the Barbie Fashion Model Collection. That two dolls represent a relationship outside wedlock, and Don Draper's propensity for adultery, may be firsts for the Barbie world since the brand's introduction five decades ago. But for the sake of the Barbie image, her immersion in the Mad Men era will go only so far: The dolls come with period accessories like hats, overcoats, pearls and padded undergarments, but no cigarettes, ashtrays, martini glasses or cocktail shakers." Which sort of defeats the purpose, but I think my Gay Bob has a cock ring and some poppers they can borrow. (via Jezebel)
Red Carpet Turns Blue: When Gerard Met Gabourey
Posted: 10 March 2010, 8:37 am
Precious tries her luck with the bounty hunter. And, yes, there's still some juice left in the Oscars coverage.
frogs to avoid: smug frog & pious frog
Posted: 10 March 2010, 7:46 am
